23:47
espineux:
I love a girl who can make reading look fucking filthy and depraved.
(Source: mostflogged)
just looking at porn like normal. all tra la la.
and then suddenly i’m just looking at pictures of james deen. with all his clothes on. just been sexy and scruffy and everything.
goddamn he’s fine.
1:31
“Something made me sick. I don’t know what it was. Yesterday I had sex on a ranch in a pile of mud and horse shit. I also ate eight tacos from Del Taco. I also licked some weird stuff throughout the day. I don’t know what it could have been. Whatever the reason I basically puked from 3 am to like 7 am. That sucked especially because I was puking up Del Taco. Now I don’t know about you, but I am a man who enjoys his Del Scorcho and his Del Inferno, and nothing…. I mean NOTHING, is worst than puking up mass amounts of hot sauce. It gets all in your sinuses and you can feel it in your throat. It is fucking horrible. I would have to recommend you avoiding puking up hot sauce if at all possible. You can trust my recommendation too because I have pretended to be a doctor in a lot of pornos. Seriously, go to SexandSubmission.com and watch me be a doctor sometimes. Or go to BoundGangbangs.com. I was a doctor there a few times. There is a site called DoctorAdventures.com from Brazzers, I have totally been a doctor there too. I might as well have a internet diploma. Long story short I spent the day in bed eating saltines and apple sauce.” written by James Deen (via holdonmagnolia)(Source: theoryoflostthings)
